in ralph breaks the internet the disney princess scene explicitly references true love’s kiss, which has been established in prior disney fairytale movies as one of the very few cures to most poisons and curses and only functional when shared between two people who love one another. during the climax of the film, ralph is knocked out cold and princess tiana employs prince naveen’s help to wake ralph up once he is back to safety by kissing him - something that seems to be wholly unnecessary unless ralph is somehow ailing in a way that would require a true love’s kiss to cure. therefore, we can not only surmise that naveen administered a proper true love’s kiss to ralph, but also that the two are dating, if not already very much in love. in this essay, i will
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